1 00:00:05,544 --> 00:00:07,976 - Hello, this is Priviet Russiya 2 00:00:08,076 --> 00:00:10,597 Russia international station where you can see the 3 00:00:10,697 --> 00:00:13,373 best content that show worst things in your country 4 00:00:13,473 --> 00:00:16,184 intersperse with hero Putin boar hunting 5 00:00:16,315 --> 00:00:18,592 Season 4 of Juice Rap News commence imminently 6 00:00:18,692 --> 00:00:21,545 everybody excite. suspense killing me 7 00:00:21,645 --> 00:00:24,535 Expect to see clever rappings on internet screen 8 00:00:24,635 --> 00:00:26,848 but wait... news arrive from Australian scene... 9 00:00:26,948 --> 00:00:29,801 - How ya goin' Ken Oathcarn with a report from Melbourne 10 00:00:29,901 --> 00:00:32,126 where everyone's asking the same sort of question 11 00:00:32,226 --> 00:00:34,688 "Where the bloody hell's Rap News? gimme an answer!" 12 00:00:34,818 --> 00:00:37,535 people in the street have exploded with genuine anger 13 00:00:37,635 --> 00:00:40,097 G'day mate, what do you think of this strange delay? 14 00:00:40,197 --> 00:00:42,434 - it's Gay and Lame, I've waited for ages, hey 15 00:00:42,534 --> 00:00:45,233 they've betrayed us who pay nothing for Rap News... 16 00:00:45,333 --> 00:00:48,091 I'll watch PewdiePie instead: he's easier to fap to 17 00:00:48,191 --> 00:00:50,772 - Hold up, wait a minute, what the frick's going on now? 18 00:00:50,872 --> 00:00:53,761 It's been three months with no episode, how long you expect me to hold out 19 00:00:53,861 --> 00:00:56,039 This whole show sold out, I expose the vultures 20 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:58,553 trynna halt the facts I rap about UFO disclosure 21 00:00:58,653 --> 00:01:01,210 I explode the whole scene of satanic ritual paedophilia 22 00:01:01,310 --> 00:01:03,844 whether in the British parliament or MK Ultra videos from Sia 23 00:01:03,944 --> 00:01:06,726 see ah: Juice Rap News are some truly wack dudes indeed 24 00:01:06,826 --> 00:01:09,608 I knew this was a huge conspiracy to silence Terrence Moonseed 25 00:01:09,708 --> 00:01:12,514 - You freak! So, Rap News is finally dead 26 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:14,827 We aligned Chris Kyle Sniper sights on their head 27 00:01:14,927 --> 00:01:17,413 What's wrong, you neckbeard otaku in your bedrooms? 28 00:01:17,513 --> 00:01:19,821 There's always the Mainstream news to connect to 29 00:01:19,921 --> 00:01:22,774 - That's correct, too, MSMBS with headlies tonight 30 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:25,586 Brave Israelis kill Palestinian journalists in a fight 31 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:28,053 In Paris, terrorists kill brave cartoon artists. 32 00:01:28,153 --> 00:01:30,532 Up next: how I personally fought Iraqis 33 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:33,580 - Well, viewers, there seems to be a mysterious pattern then 34 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,976 What's happened to the show that says History is Happening? 35 00:01:36,076 --> 00:01:38,906 I'm about to find out by leaving my desk to obtain this 36 00:01:39,006 --> 00:01:42,180 first ever interview with the show's co-creators 37 00:01:44,161 --> 00:01:45,311 - Giordano, Hugo! 38 00:01:45,465 --> 00:01:46,735 - Oh! Hi Robert. - Hey, Robert. 39 00:01:46,835 --> 00:01:49,510 - What's going on, I thought we had a February target? 40 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,942 where's the next season? People are waiting for it 41 00:01:52,042 --> 00:01:54,848 - Yeah... to be honest we've had a few unexpected problems 42 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,864 We've got this special announcement to make: 43 00:01:56,964 --> 00:01:59,901 - We're very sorry to all the people out there expecting 44 00:02:00,001 --> 00:02:02,783 the commencing of the next season in early twenty fifteen 45 00:02:02,883 --> 00:02:05,179 - We were all set to go... we had everything ready 46 00:02:05,279 --> 00:02:07,967 - The camera was checked, we'd polished the news desk... 47 00:02:08,067 --> 00:02:10,541 filled the mugs, Turned on the mics on the set... 48 00:02:10,641 --> 00:02:13,364 - our browsers were open, our pens were eager 49 00:02:13,464 --> 00:02:16,234 there were enough insane stories for at least 10 seasons 50 00:02:16,334 --> 00:02:18,191 - But then all of a sudden it seemed that 51 00:02:18,291 --> 00:02:21,169 our funding for the whole Season had, err... disappeared. 52 00:02:21,269 --> 00:02:24,086 - Disappeared?! How? - Uh, well it's a long story... 53 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:26,886 - But we've got things in hand now, so don't worry! 54 00:02:26,986 --> 00:02:29,436 - We're happy to announce that we're AWOL no more 55 00:02:29,536 --> 00:02:32,259 and we'll be able to produce the first half of Season 4! 56 00:02:32,359 --> 00:02:34,714 - So expect the next 5 episodes to launch 57 00:02:34,814 --> 00:02:37,597 very shortly... And wait til you see what's in store... 58 00:02:37,697 --> 00:02:43,800 [INAUDIBLE] 59 00:02:43,900 --> 00:02:44,900 ...and so much more! 60 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:48,225 - That's great, but what about the second half of Season 4? 61 00:02:48,325 --> 00:02:50,656 - We may need the help of our loyal audience at that junction 62 00:02:50,834 --> 00:02:53,859 - that's right: we might be launching a campaign of crowdfunding 63 00:02:53,959 --> 00:02:56,065 to ensure that the rest of the Season gets out then. 64 00:02:56,165 --> 00:02:58,188 - And we'll be back with another announcement 65 00:02:58,288 --> 00:03:01,118 in the middle of the season to let everyone know. 66 00:03:01,218 --> 00:03:04,771 - I'm relieved to hear this news! OK, let's prep the show... 67 00:03:07,891 --> 00:03:09,563 - Where's the damn episode?? 68 00:03:09,663 --> 00:03:12,078 - General, we were just explaining the delays in... 69 00:03:12,178 --> 00:03:14,901 - Lazing? I knew it! You slackers need some motivation? 70 00:03:15,001 --> 00:03:17,914 Now get writing, at speed! Foster, get in front of the damn screens 71 00:03:18,014 --> 00:03:20,227 Shoot that scene! - Did someone say VACCINES? 72 00:03:20,327 --> 00:03:23,228 You two!! Where are these shows then? Nibiru's approaching! 73 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:25,588 - Terrence! we promise we're not far from season open 74 00:03:25,688 --> 00:03:27,866 - More lies from these devious spokesmen! 75 00:03:27,966 --> 00:03:30,885 Like hearing global warming warnings when I'm snowed in like a scene from Frozen 76 00:03:30,985 --> 00:03:33,369 - Chill out, Barbie! - Did someone say barbie? 77 00:03:33,469 --> 00:03:36,228 I got a fresh batch of calamari for the launch party 78 00:03:36,328 --> 00:03:39,241 I can grill it... hey, here's Ivan... Good'day - Is it? 79 00:03:39,341 --> 00:03:42,313 I come to check... why next episode not finished? 80 00:03:42,515 --> 00:03:46,524 - Hey...Who's that? ... a bloody immigrant 81 00:03:48,516 --> 00:03:50,284 - Hello, you dirty kufs... 82 00:03:50,723 --> 00:03:52,229 Allahu Akbar, innit! 83 00:03:52,822 --> 00:03:54,767 Subtitles by .koolfy Translation to by